Girlfriend

He asked me to be his girlfriend last night, but I had to decline

It wasn’t because of the fact he called me attractive

That he has cleaned up his act and that he believes

God brought me into his life

Hello Blake Shelton

It wasn’t because of the fact he said, I will make you my world

Or the fact that he says if any man fucks with you I’ll take care of it

I do love a protective man, but take care of that kinda scares me

I take it all in and dare to speak

I don’t want to be your girlfriend or even date

Ok, he says, but we can’t even try?

Try?

Let’s be friends and just fool around he continues on

Poor guy, you missed out on my promiscuous phase

No that’s not going to work at all for me 

I don’t want to go down that crazy path

Ok then I will just drop the subject and move along

Good, because dear god sir, you’re old enough to be my father

06.21.2015