Sunday, June 21, 2015

Girlfriend

He asked me to be his girlfriend last night, but I had to decline
It wasn’t because of the fact he called me attractive
That he has cleaned up his act and that he believes
God brought me into his life
Hello Blake Shelton
It wasn’t because of the fact he said, I will make you my world
Or the fact that he says if any man fucks with you I’ll take care of it
I do love a protective man, but take care of that kinda scares me
I take it all in and dare to speak
I don’t want to be your girlfriend or even date
Ok, he says, but we can’t even try?
Try?
Let’s be friends and just fool around he continues on
Poor guy, you missed out on my promiscuous phase
No that’s not going to work at all for me 
I don’t want to go down that crazy path
Ok then I will just drop the subject and move along
Good, because dear god sir, you’re old enough to be my father

06.21.2015